EOTC: Instagram Boss Insists The App Isn’t Listening To Users

CHARLOTTE, NC — You know how weird it is when you talk about something, and then an ad for that very thing shows up on your Instagram feed?

In a rare interview this week, the boss of Instagram insists the app is not listening to you.

He says it’s either dumb luck, or you’re just talking out loud about things you saw online subconsciously!

Mmmhmmm.

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