Edge on the Clock – Spy Cookies!

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The company behind brands like Chips Ahoy and Ritz, Mondelez International, plans “to debut a grocery shelf in 2015 that comes equipped with sensors to determine the age and sex of passing customers.”  So there’s no way they’ll ever tie that to your name, credit card, telephone, VIP customer card, NSA records, Obamacare history… right?

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