Oh, the plight of the loner utensil. Just as good as all the others, but ahead of its time. They’re the straws and toothpicks and napkins and spoons that someone else popped out of the dispenser first… so when you come across one, do you pick it, or pull a new one out?
Plus:
Jordan Gross Set to be Free Agent
Rob Ford Drunk Again
Russia Likes Their Toilets Very Cozy