Revenge may not be politically correct, but it sure is sweet. And one impossibly delicious story of revenge is making the rounds on the Internet this week. A story of kids, and crying, and headaches, and pie.
The story popped up on Reddit yesterday, so there’s no way to verify it. There’s also no way to show it to you, since it was just a story with no pictures or video. But here’s how the story was originally posted:
“So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn’t had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a Gameboy whenever something didn’t go right in the game. The mother didn’t seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of, ‘I want a F***ing PIE’. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can’t tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all? I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.”
Whether it’s true or not, it’s awesome. This story of revenge got us wondering about other revenge tales out there. So Rance hit the streets before the show, asking you for your best revenge stories…
