The Snark Report with Derek James: Felons to Fashionistas, Hats to Hot Guys and then there is Zell

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –  Ex-mayor Cannon has a new accessory and it’s not a yellow hat, Pippa may have a new job, Khloe’s butt is back and Hugh gets special treatment.

Ex-mayor Patrick Cannon will be sporting a new accessory thanks to illegally voting.  But he won’t be giving it a “Zell or Zilch” anytime soon.

And who was the dude in the fancy yellow hat yesterday at the Cannon interview?

Seems that Pippa Middleton might just snag a new job.  Wonder if it has anything to do with that sexy white bridesmaid dress?

And when it comes to filling out a dress…look no further than a Kardashian!  Today, Khloe takes on the butt challenge.

“Is there a doctor in the house?”  Not a question, but a request for actor Hugh Jackman.

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