What’s the Worst Valentine’s Day Gift Ever?

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Thanks to a certain “slap and tickle” movie in theaters this weekend, you can now buy one of the most popular gifts out there this Valentine’s Day: the Fifty Shades of Grey teddy bear.  It’s being pitched as a cuddly-cool way to let somebody know your intentions are just a little less than honorable.  But you’d better be careful before you give it.  Not everybody thinks it’s a great gift.

In fact, it tops at least one list of bad ideas for Valentine’s Day.  Time Magazine says it’s a sure fire way to lose your lover.  That, or buying her some lingerie from the clearance bin.  And don’t even think that a candle-lit dinner at a fast food restaurant is romantic.  If you eat at a table with plastic chairs attached to it, you sleep alone.

And we’re not sure you’ll do much better with the things women actually do want, either.  Number one on the list: a romantic meal.  Roses and chocolate are at the bottom.  But guess what’s in the middle?  Sex toys and lingerie, just like in 50 Shades.  At least, according to a British study that checked women’s brainwaves when they were asked about certain items.

Also on the universal list of bad ideas: cash, a gym membership or something to do housework with.  So many options!  So Rance Adams hit the street a little earlier to ask you guys about the worst gift you could possibly get for Valentine’s Day…