The Best of the Snark Report: Monday Musical Musings and Meanderings

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Thanks to DMX, Jesse J, Vanilla Ice, and Brian McKnight Derek now things he is a singer.Β This may not end well.
Thanks to DMX being caught “riding dirty” in South Carolina we were entertained by DJ and his “Po-Po” rap.
Singer Jesse J appeared on a Britsh late nightΒ talk show and demonstrated a pretty good party trick. Sounds better than Janet Jackson….at least our Janet Jackson.
And we have Vanilla Ice to thank for the birth of Rising’s own really white rapper D Jam.Β This song should have been “iced, iced baby.”
Tax problems for Brian McKnight are so upsetting for DJ that he composes a slow jam to ease his pain.
But, as we all know, when it comes to Derek’s muscial abilities….he’s just “livin’ on a prayer.”
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