The Snark Report With Derek James: Police Shut Down A Lemonade Stand And Women With Pit Hair

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CHARLOTTE, NC — SmokeGate, Kanye ice cream week, a lemonade stand gets shutdown, a search for female armpit hair pics, and Bonanza survival tips.

Twitter lit up like President Obama with a pack of cigarettes Wednesday… the White House denies all involvement in smoking or carrying cigarettes.

Kanye ice cream week continues at a shop in New York.

Police in Texas shutdown two little girls’ lemonade stand due to a lack of permit. Good to see they have their priorities in check.

A Chinese feminist is conducting an online search for the best photo of a woman’s unshaven underarms…. yeah, so that’s happening.

A mom in California sucks the venom out of her small child that was bitten by a rattlesnake, an idea she says she got from the TV show ‘Bonanza.’