The Snark Report with Derek James: A Wedding, a Sad Break Up, Jay-Z and Miss Bum Bum

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A bachelor in paradise, a sad day in Muppetland, Jay Z is treading water and Brazil is looking for a new rear.

A real snark for a manufactured Bachelor in Paradise wedding.

Say it ain’t so Kermie!  Sad news for the fans of Kermit and Miss Piggy.  They have announced their romantic breakup.  Thankfully they are an adult frog and pig and will continue their working relationship.

Jay Z seems to still be treading water when it comes to his Tidal music service.

And if you’ve got the goods, Brazil is looking for you.

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