The Snark Report with Derek James: Dancing thru the Snark with Pizza, Donuts, Water and Dr. Phil

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A little comic relief with pizza, Gary Busey, Dr. Phil, the lack of Dunkin’ Donuts and the Detroit Lions.

A lady in Columbia, SC brought a little comic relief to the tragedy in her city.

Actor Gary Busey explained why he danced so poorly on last night’s Dancing with the Stars…if you can understand what he was saying….

Things are a little hairy for the employees on The Dr. Phil Show.  But not too much for Dr. Phil.

A few cops might just drop a few pounds when they can’t get their morning fix.

What do the Detroit Lions and the water in Flint, Michigan have in common?

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