Man Claims to be Jesus, Plots to Kidnap Obama’s Dog

A man claiming to be Jesus plots to kidnap one of President Obama’s pet dogs. Secret Service agents arrested Scott Stockert in his Washington D.C hotel room Wednesday. Agents found an arsenal of weapons and ammunition in his truck. But if all that wasn’t enough, get this: Stockert told Secret Service agents he was running for President, and was the son of JFK and Marilyn Monroe.

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