The Snark: Whining, Crying, Robbing the Cradle and Gassy Corpses

The Snark Report with Derek James: A Seahawks fan whines, a bachelorette cries, Kourtney K robs the cradle and a farting corpse.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A whining Seahawks fan, bachelorettes with only a talent for crying, Ellen drops the hammer on Kourtney Kardashian and a farting corpse clears a movie theater.

Those poor Seahawks fans are still moaning about their loss to the Carolina Panthers.  One fan needs to moan his own problems…..

The Bachelor takes the show on the road to Las Vegas, with Bachelorettes who can cry on cue.

Kourtney Kardashian was on Ellen  Monday when she gets called out for robbing the Justin Bieber cradle.

The theater at the Sundance Film Festival cleared out fast thanks to a farting corpse.

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