The Worst Valentine’s Day Gift Ever?

Flowers, chocolates, jewelry… yes please! If you’re joining us to get ideas for your valentine, you’re under deadline, because Valentine’s Day is just two days away! But fear not, The Edge is on your side with a look at what women and men really want this year.

First up: the women. You don’t have to spend a lot to make a woman happy (although you certainly can). A handy list of options from Business Insider includes a weekend getaway, a wine club membership, a clean house and a homemade dinner. But of course the greatest gift of all: your time! Cuddle up with a movie and some popcorn, and you’ll be good to go.

Next: the men. Bustle went straight to the source to find out what the guys really want for Valentine’s Day. Here’s an example from 28-year-old Martin, who says his ideal V-Day date is to, “Hold hands and giggle with bae, while drinking Franzia and eating pizza. But not heart-shaped pizza. That is a rip off and you get less pizza per pie.”

But your preference on a present may have something to do with where you live. That’s why real estate search site Estately set out to find which Valentine’s Day gifts are Googled the most in each state. Here in North Carolina it’s “sterling silver jewelry.” In Tennessee it’s “cheap sex toys.” And in Texas: “plus-sized lingerie.”

But let’s flip the script. What’s the worst possible gift you could receive on Valentine’s Day? The Edgitators weigh in…