The Snark: The Big Boys Finally Playing Nice

The Snark Report with Derek James: A calm GOP debate, a confused crackhead and booty gets Derek geared up for his new "gig."

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Rounding out the week with a calmer, gentler GOP debate, a crackhead with little to say, a surprise for a home in Wyoming, and a big question …real….or not real?

It took 12 attempts, but the big boys in the GOP debate sandbox finally played a little nicer.Β  Apparently the candidates didn’t want to give the old folks in Florida a heart attack.

Deny, deny, deny…whether you get caught on not.Β  Just ask one Florida crackhead.

A home in Wyoming gets a little lit up thanks to local swat.

Rumor has it that the “sexiest weatherwoman in the world” just may have had a little (make that..a lot of) help obtaining that title.Β Β  One familiar FBI (federal butt inspector) is gearing up to get to the bottom of the situation.

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