The Snark: The Bachelorette, Jessica Simpson, Sinkholes and a Musical Anniversary

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s a new Bachelorette and a new bachelors to snark!

Jessica Simpson was onΒ Ellen Monday…and it didn’t get by Derek.

Looks like another “black hole” for Donald Trump.

It’s a musical anniversary for one band and a shameless plug for another.

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