The Snark: Stock Market, Doritos, Shannon Sharpe, Olympic Condoms, Tsunami, Asteroids

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The Stock Market is not the only thing that can take a plunge.

Doritos says it was only joking.

Fox Sports’ Shannon Sharpe getting a new side gig…and throwing closed captoning into chaos.

Condom use…a new Olympic sport?

Mistaken tsunami warning.

Asteroids flying past earth.

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