The Snark: Valentine’s Day, KUWTK, the Military Parade, Smiling at the Gym, Time Traveling

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

DJ sums up Valentine’s Day.

Previewing this weekend’s new Keeping Up With the Kardashians…Kendall has a problem.

Looking for the bucks to pay for the big parade.

Why you should hit the gym with a smile on your face.

A time traveler gives NCIS fans some great news!

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