The Snark: Mini Medium & Mommy, AI Ratings Tanking, Gift Card Trade In and the Poop Train Stalls

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s the Hollywood Mini-Medium with his personal driver….his mommy.

American Idol ratings continue the downhill slide…they may have to go to some great lengths to get them back up.

11:59pm tonight is the drop dead time for you Bed Bath & Beyond lovers who have a Toys R Us Gift Card to make your trade.

No toking in the Sonic drive-thru.

Alabama not too happy with New York and New Jersey thanks to their stranded poop train.

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