The Snark: Cardi B & Ellen, NFL Schedule, Poop Train, Retired, and Facebook

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

A little sex ed thanks to Cardi B on Ellen.

Getting ready for some football Panthers fans?  The NFL released their schedule.

The “poop train” has finally left the station.

Broke and retired?

A possible pay-per-view Facebook?

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