The Snark: Dumb Bachelors, Body Scanning, Lost Parrot and Kris & NASA’s Secret

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Proof that you don’t have to have class or brains to be a dude on Bachelor In Paradise.

Getting your body scanned at the L.A. subway system…plastic surgery and all.

A man in Illinois will do anything for his pet parrot.

NASA’s solar probe may be taking a page out of  Kris Jenner’s beauty book.

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