The Snark: End of Summer, Clinton, Voodoo and Love Triangles, Roseanne Moving and Lionel

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Derek ends summer in “presidential” style.

Voodoo, witches and a love triangle…what a way to waste a night watching Bachelor in Paradise.

Roseanne Barr says she is moving to Israel.

Derek’s mom may be getting ready to be lulled to sleep thanks to Lionel Richie.

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