The Snark: Derek Serenades Us Through Breakdowns, Fires and Firing, and a New Judge

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s a mascara meltdown for one rejected wanna be Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader…call Maybelline medics!

Megyn Kelly may have lost her shown, but she had a great payday.

How not to kill spiders in your home…and burn it down.

England’s doppelganger thief was caught…but could there be more?

ICYMI:  Derek’s “singing” broke Spectrum cable on Thursday…and he is trying to do it again today.

Very soon, Jerry Springer will asked to be addressed at “Your Honor.”

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