The Snark: Joe Still Hanging On, Boston Celebrating, Old Chocolate, Old Books, and Hillary

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

‘Grocery Store Joe’ is still hanging on in Dancing with the Stars, but his partner wasn’t as lucky.

Boston is celebrating the Red Sox win…bad news for those little trick-or-treaters.

Chocolate has a serious life span.

A man returned a way overdue library book…and he didn’t even get “ssssssshhhhed.”

Surprise announcement!  Hillary wants to be president.

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