The Snark: Election Day, Rising Goes National, Spice Tour, a DNA Test, Dumb Crook, and Duct Tape

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s an Election Day Snark and Derek urges you to vote…at the polls, for an American Idol or even on Dancing with the Stars.

The Rising crew made it back on national TV…with a little thanks from ‘Trip-enstein.’  And now Derek has an idea for a new Rising promo.

The Spice Girls are hitting the tour circuit…without Posh.  But Derek has found a great replacement.

In ‘baby daddy’ news…the former King of Belgium is taking a DNA test…Derek is keeping his fingers crossed.

Dumb crook of the day…a robbery gone wrong at a Georgia McDonald’s.

Apparently there is no mechanical problem that duct tape can’t fix.

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