The Snark: Ryan, Cardi, Marlboro Pot, Hood Ornaments, Mafia Deports, Condiments, and Soggy Cereal

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C.

Stop the presses…it’s finally confirmed…Jake Gyllenhaal will be the new Spider-Man villain.

The new “it” name for your puppy…sure, name it after a treatment for IBS…and then see if it barks.

It’ the new Marlboro Pot Dude!

A Maryland woman takes a high speed ride with a uniformed hood ornament…are we sure that wasn’t Nicole?

American members of the Mafia living in Europe may be coming home….oh yay…..

Jethro gets upset over his condiment choices.

A Kellogg’s employee “watered” down the Rice Krispies and gets the boot.

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