A Makeover For Santa

How would you feel if Santa shaved his beard or traded his sleigh for a hover-board? What if he were gender neutral? A recent poll asked people how they would make Santa more modern and those were all suggestions. Some said he should give the elves a break and use Amazon for shipping instead. Others suggested Santa go on a diet, get some tattoos or try a pair of skinny jeans.

First why does or doesn’t Santa need to be modernized?