The Snark: LiLo’s Beach Club, Live Barbie, Fat Dogs, and Eyelid Dysfunction

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Derek brings us the newest sleazy reality show… Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club…it is do as I say, not as I do…and with a lot less class  (and how can they have less class?)

Barbie is coming to life thanks to Margo Robbie.

Dog obesity is on the upswing.

A misread prescription gives a woman eyelid dysfunction.

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