The Snark: Bachelor Update, Mob Teens, Bad Surgeon, Big Drinkers

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

An update on last night’s The Bachelor and all of those smart bachelorettes.

MTV’s new show Made in Staten Island not making some New Yorkers happy.

A surgeon needs a refresher course in anatomy.

Finding out that Derek is from the heaviest drinking state in the U.S. explains quite a lot.

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