The Snark: The Bachelor Update, Farting Glitter, Sergio Garcia Meltdown, and Good British Drivers

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s Tuesday…so it’s an update on The Bachelor with dropouts, upgrades…and a continuity issue (where did those earrings go?).

Thanks to trolls, fart jokes have moved from crude to glittery…just remember not to sit in the front row!

Hissy fits really don’t look good on golfer Sergio Garcia.

England is looking for good drivers…preferably under the age of 97….

Be sure to follow Derek onΒ FacebookΒ or on TwitterΒ @DerekJamesTV.Β  And check out more Snarks onΒ The Snark ReportΒ on Facebook.