The Snark: Reality Updates with The Bachelor & LiLo’s Beach Club, A Wingmom At Work, and Belichick the Pooch

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s really hard to fake those tears when you are the evil “virgin killer” on The Bachelor.

Yes, yes… we know that Lindsay Lohan is trying to protect her “wonderful” brand at her Beach Club.

Derek has an idea for a Hallmark movie…hang in their Mom you’ll get your son that date.

And if you are going to watch the Westminster Dog Show…keep a look out for Belichick…he’s bound to win.

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