The Snark: An Ex on the Beach, Manziel Kicked Out, Dr. Seuss Back, and an Engagement Ring Hoarder

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

MTV’s Ex on The Beach with the stand-off of the Botox babe and the beefed up bachelor…with a few sound effects.

The Canadians are sending Johnny Manziel back.

A new Dr. Seuss book is going to be published…ka-ching!

A New Jersey housewife is divorced and now engaged.  She is so excited!  Maybe the 21st time is the charm…or maybe the 22nd will be, possibly the 23rd…OK definitely the 24th……….

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