The Snark: Idol High Points, Cavallari Problems, Paltrow’s Credit, a Four-Legged Mayor, and Pabst’s New Blend

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

If you haven’t been watching American Idol,  we get a look at some of the unforgettable moments we missed (luckily).

On Very Cavallari Kristen is finding out about empty boxes and empty minds.

Gwyneth Paltrow is once again taking credit.

A city in Vermont has elected its first pet mayor.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is expanding into the whiskey industry…that is gonna be one fine, fine whiskey.

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