The Snark: The Bachelor Finale, Bachelorette, Temptation Fireworks, a Cheese Surplus

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Watching Colton beg on the final, final, finale of The Bachelor and off to the fantasy world…uhhh suite.  But there is still one unanswered question…why is Colton still taking so many showers?

And who will be the new Bachelorette?  Derek has his choice.

No fireworks on Temptation Island.

There is a major surplus of cheese in the US…set the baby in the high chair mama, we’re making a video!

A lucky golfer gets a hole in one with a little help.

La Croix’s CEO gets in trouble…but not for the taste of the water.

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