The Snark: LiLo’s Beach Club, a Botched Brit, and Losing Body Parts

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club it’s the ole’ same crap…different day. But the real question is…. Is Lindsay OK?

On Botched a British babe is basically botched…and wanting more.

A bar goer bites off a bouncer’s little finger.

Just what body part would you cut off to get that insurance money?

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