The Snark: An Idol Proposal, Beach Club Bickering, Stamos Busts Out, Ghost Sighting and a NASA Medical Problem

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

It’s a “surprise” proposal on American Idol and a Katy Perry cry…sort of.

It’s the season finale (thank goodness) of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club and don’t forget…it’s her name!

Apparently John Stamos gets a little too big for his britches when he hits the stage.

Shoppers see a ghost in a grocery store.

NASA says it has a nasty medical problem on the space station…and Derek is pretty sure where to point the finger.

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