The Snark: Sexy ‘Idol,’ Bad Blind Date, ‘Bachelor’ Contract, Tom’s Tweet, and ‘Dumbo’ Didn’t Fly

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Trying to get sexy on American Idol…and The Snark.

It’s blind date hell on Very Cavallari for Kristin’s best friend.

How to get out of The Bachelor contract.

New England Patriots’ fans were getting their knickers in a twit thanks to a tweet from Tom Brady.

Dumbo may be able to get off the ground, but the box office numbers didn’t.

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