The Snark: Kim & Kanye’s Ego, Kristin’s BFF, Paint By Number Funeral, Ejected Passenger, and a Naked Intruder

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Kanye wants to move to Chicago to get his ego stroked, but Kim K wants to stay…for fairly obvious reasons.

Very CavallariΒ  needs to find another subject other than Kristin’s BFF.

Love those little paint by numbers pic?Β  The man who created them leaves a legacy.

A French fighter jet ejects a passenger.

Weird news:Β  a naked woman walked into a daycare…

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