Best of Snark: Bad Blind Dates, Kudos for Colton, Pigs and Congress, Measles, and Astronauts

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

On Very Cavallari we got to share the worst blind date ever and a few awkward moments.

The Ladygang toasts the loophole for The Bachelor’s Colton Underwood.

Got an upset tummy?  Might be that lie you just told.

What will get a runaway pig and Congress moving again?

Measles won’t stop one Wisconsin man.

NASA’s astronauts have a nasty experience.

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