The Snark: Master Chef Jr Surprises, Nick Cage, Apple’s Lawsuit, and a Meat Snack Thief

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Surprises and retro looks on last night’s Master Chef Junior.

Nicolas Cage seems to be doing OK after his brief marriage stint (well for him, that is)…but the ex is looking for big bucks.

Speaking of big bucks a teenager is suing Apple for 1 billion dollars.  Derek is blaming it on Siri.

A New Jersey thief gets caught with a few minis in his pants.

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