The Snark: Toilet Talk, Brain Freeze, Bad Hiring, Expensive Avocado Toast, and Woodstock 50

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

A lot of toilet talk and slamming cartoons on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After?.

Slushie machines causing brain freeze and money problems in New Zealand.

A recruitment firm must be using the ‘How to Hire Employees’ manual from Fox News Channel.

It takes more than a year’s supply of avocado toast to catch a millennial in a condo mousetrap or to get Julianna’s attention.

Looks like Woodstock 50 may be going the way of the Fyre Festival…sizzling out.

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