The Snark: Kardashian Art, Gold Digger Fiance, Derby Drivers, Rollercoasters, Movie Stars, Emojis

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Kris and Scott were doing some nude artwork on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

On 90 Day Fiance it looks more like 90 Day Divorce.

The Kentucky Derby looked more like prime time traffic in Charlotte.

Canada is proud of the fastest and tallest rollercoaster…and they can handle it!

The plane that ended up in the river in Jacksonville luckily had no one hurt, but their may be some hurt feelings.

Of all of the terrible omissions!  No white wine emoji on the iPhone!

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