Best of Snark: Velocipastor, Avocado Toast, the Demise of Woodstock 50, Bottomless Mimosas

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Derek gave us the download on the new movie “The Velocipastor.”   If you didn’t get to see it, then you might be able to find it on late night TV.

Buy a condo…get avocado toast.

It looks like Woodstock 50 is getting rained out.  And some people are getting lucky…well, depends on how you look at it.

And apparently Derek just loves his mimosa!

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