The Snark: The Bachelorette Dudes, Paradise Hotel, Yearbook Photos, and Shiny Crocs

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

The Bachelorette is back with a new group of even douchier dudes and some really bad white rapping.

Speaking of douchey dudes, on Fox we find the reality show that just won’t die, Paradise Hotel.

RIP to actress Doris Day…and good luck to the rest of people who “didn’t start the fire.”

Congrats to Mya…best yearbook photo ever!

Just what every bride wants to wear on her wedding day…nice new shiny white Crocs!

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