Best of Snark: Dates, Deaths, Near Misses, Mayoral Elections, and Clinically Dead Dudes

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

A look back at The Bachelorette and ‘nekked’ bungee jumping.

More dating issues, this time on Very Cavallari.

We mourned the passing of the gentleman who created the paint by number picture.

One civilian passenger on a French fighter jet gets more of a ride than he expected.

Fairhaven, Vermont elected its first pet mayor.

So, just what did a man who was clinically dead for 20 minutes and our own traffic guru Trip Harder have in common?

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