Best of Snark: No Simple Reboot, the New Weedy City, Spider-Man, Peaches, Spinach & Hot Spaghetti

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!


Thank goodness for small things.  A reboot of The Simple Life with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan…is not happening.  Derek was disappointed because he had the perfect name picked out for the show.

Illinois legalized weed…and now Chicago has a new nickname.

DJ pointed out a flaw with Spider-Man.

We took a look back at those oversized “peaches.”

A peek into Popeye and Olive Oyl’s love life.

Nothing like hot spaghetti in your pants.

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