The Snark: Girl Hopping on Love Island, a Sad Derek, a Bankrupt Tooth Fairy, Tech Slaves, and Boozed Up Seniors

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. –

Girl hopping on Love Island…like, this was a surprise?  And finding out just how boring the couples are.

A new game show coming to ABC and Derek is really upset.

Bad news for the tooth fairy….a 7 year old gets 521 teeth removed.

Say it ain’t so…technology will be turning humans into slaves.

Grandma and Grandpa love their booze.

And you just might want to check out Derek and the Rising team’s reaction to mustard flavored ice cream HERE.

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