The Snark: Human Geometry in Paradise, Lego ‘Friends,’ Waterlogged Samsung, Premature Celebrations

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!


Human geometry and no bro love but plenty of school lunch metaphors on last night’s Bachelor in Paradise.

Lego is introducing their Friends set…basic and the super hair edition.

Samsung getting sued they apparently say you can now drop their phones in water…but, weren’t we doing that before anyway?

A German man celebrates a little too soon, maybe a lot like someone else we know?

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