The Snark: Beverly Hills 90210, Masterchef, Star Wars Barbies, IBS Cure, Semen Shampoo, Sports Illustrated Birthday

It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!

Creepy murder scenes aren’t just for CBS.

Masterchef gets a taste of the South.

Barbie ventures into the sci-fi category.

There’s a new cure for IBS, but it may not be worth it.

You definitely don’t want to get this new shampoo into your eyes.

Derek explains why he swims in his underwear.

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