The Snark: MasterChef, New Health Drink, Phones & Toilets, Raccoon Vending Machine, Prison Riot
It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!
Is that Mario Batali on Masterchef? (No, but there is a garlic bread snob.)
North Korea has a new so-called “health drink.”
Texting on the toilet is too much to ask for some people.
Some vending machines don’t give you your drink… others just give you a raccoon.
California prisoners just want to see Fuller House.