The Snark: A Confusing Bachelor Face Off, No Jiggy Jiggy for the Fiancé, Doctor Scams, and a Botox Bandit
It's not the news...It's the Snark Report with Derek James!
CHARLOTTE, N.C. –
On Bachelor in Paradise our not-so-smart bachelor, John Paul Jones, apparently has a thing for the name Derek and he has been looking for a wife since he was in elementary school…and talks out of his head.
Reality show #2 is 90 Day Fiance the Other Way finds mom moving into the premarital bedroom so no ‘jiggy-jiggy’ happens…Derek prefers calling it ‘putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong.’
Some dog owners, and apparently some mothers, will do anything for free medical care for their baby.
Houston police are looking for a woman who broke into a botox clinic…Derek did some sleuthing and found an image of the felon….oops… she looks familiar.